Miss Abigail's Guide to Dating, Mating, and Marriage

by Ken Davenport

January 25, 26 and February 1, 2, 8, 9, 15, 16, 22, 23, 2014

Let Miss Abigail take you back to a simpler time, before booty calls and speed-dating, back when the divorce rate wasn’t 50% and when ‘fidelity’ was more than an investment firm! It’s Loveline meets Dr. Ruth as Miss Abigail shares her vast knowledge of every piece of relationship literature known to mankind. The audience participates in this hilarious variety show, and Miss Abigail’s strapping young assistant, Paco, is there to provide for her every need. This smash off-Broadway hit will keep you laughing all night long – that’s the Miss Abigail guarantee! “Big laughs!” –Associated Press; “Truly a Can’t Miss!” –Harper’s Bazaar

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Skin Deep

by  Jon Lonoff

April 5, 6, 12, 13, 19, 20, 26, 27, 2014

A large, lovable, lonely-heart, named Maureen Mulligan, gives romance one last shot on a blind-date with sweet awkward Joseph Spinelli."Warm-hearted comedy... A winning play, with enough good-humored laughs and sentiment to keep you smiling from beginning to end." - TalkinBroadway.com

 

Waiting For Oprah

by Mary Miller

June 7, 8, 14,15, 21, 22, 28, 29,  2014

It's the last meeting of the First Tuesday Book Club (which meets on Thursday!) and Allison, Mia, Fran, Louise, and Janice are all anxiously awaiting the arrival
of their celebrity guest. Janice is determined to make a good impression despite the fact she hasn't read the book. Louise is thrilled at the idea of being in the same
room as Oprah. Allison, however, is not convinced that Oprah's arrival will do anything but disrupt the meeting. Mia, arriving late as usual, is simply delighted
that she hasn't missed anything yet! And Fran is just waiting for a miracle to change the course of her entire life.
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​Always a Bridesmaid 

by Jones, Hope, and Wooten

August 9, 10, 16, 17, 23, 24, 30, 31 and September 6, 7, 2014

In this hilarious comedic romp, four friends have sworn to keep the promise they made on the night of their Senior Prom: to be in each other's weddings…no matter what. More than thirty years later, these Southern friends-for-life are still making "the long walk" for each other, determined to honor that vow. Forsaking all others, in sickness and in health, they repeatedly struggle to stage the perfect wedding in spite of fistfights at the altar, runaway brides and the mistaken, and unfortunate, release of a flock of white doves on the first day of hunting season.
 

Walter Cronkite is Dead

by Joe Calarco

October 18, 19, 25, 26 and November 1, 2, 8, 9, 2014

 A fierce thunderstorm has shut down airports up and down the East Coast. Two women, who appear to have nothing in common, are stuck in a waiting area at Reagan National Airport. Patty is a chatty southerner—a blue-collar woman from a red state—who is almost physically unable to tolerate silence. Margaret is a Washingtonian, reserved, educated, liberal and not interested in sharing her thoughts, or her table, with Patty. Forced together for a long night in a public place, the two strangers have no choice but to share a bottle of wine and begin to talk…and to listen. Their conversation is funny, difficult, deeply revealing and astonishingly frank.  "…very funny, thoroughly charming…The play is a ninety-minute treasure chest that keeps revealing new gems of wisdom and humor, right to the end." —North County Times San Diego.

 

Twas the Night Before Christmas

by Ken Ludwig

November 22, 23, 29, 30 and December 6, 7, 13 14, 2014

A grand Christmas adventure, filled with schemes, confrontations, mistaken identities, bravery, and all things naughty and nice!.”

- Maryland TheatreGuide.  

The wild holiday adventures of a mouse, an elf, and a spunky little girl who just won't take no for an answer, on their quest to find

out why Santa missed their house last year. A joyful tribute to the holiday season!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reservation HOTLINE: 912-280-0023

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NEW THIS YEAR!      

B.A.T. Across the Bridge

 

Enjoy the "Chef's choice" of entree with a glass of select wine with Brunswick Actors' Theatre Readers' Series productions of contemporary plays. Limited seating!

Great Food - Great Wine - Great Plays! Great venue!

 

September 23 and 25, 2014 Harbour Room at Coastal Kitchen

"The Interview" by David Mamet, "Hotline" by Elaine May, "Patterson's" by Mary Miller

"THE INTERVIEW" by David Mamet is an hilarious look at an attorney's interview with the attendant at the gates of Hell. He trys to explain matters in the venacular of his profession only to find "the tables are turned". Featuring Daryl Moore and Mike Dyche. Directed by Lynda Dalton-Gallagher

 

"HOTLINE" by Elaine May is a black comedy that looks at the absurd side of a suicide hotline when things go awry. Although, nothing on the surface is funny about suicide, when Elaine May turns the subject on its head, the humor of the human condition comes through in flying colors. Featuring Darryl Daniel, Mike Dyche, Tony Ferri, Amy Lovin. Directed by Lynda Dalton-Gallagher

 

"PATTERSON'S" by Mary Miller is a short piece that features a conversation between two grieving adults at Patterson's Funeral home.  The deceased's sister has a few things to get off "her chest" and her widower would like her to put them back!  Very funny and poignant! Featuring Darryl Daniel and Tony Ferri. Directed by Lynda Dalton-Gallagher

 

$50 per person per show 

(Ticket price includes Salad, Entree, one glass of select wine,

tea, performance, and gratuity)

 

For more information on BAT Across the Bridge

Call our Reservation HOTLINE: 912-280-0023

 

BAT Across the Bridge is an Brunswick Actors' Theatre production sponsored in part by Molly Moroney